My friends, we need fear global warming no longer.
Instead of using energy efficient lightbulbs and 1 piece of toilet paper per bathroom visit, the dreadful plague of global warming could be eliminated in one fell swoop. How do we accomplish this? We use nuclear weapons or course!
With a few well placed nuclear missiles on a Pacific island(or in Iran), we could end this global crisis and save the world. Imagine that...saving the world with ICBM's!
This is easily the best idea environmentalists have ever come up with.
And no, I didn't make this up. Check out the full story by National Geographic's 'experts'.
And after you've finished marveling at that, you can join me in singing this.